Good to know that every last one of my new followers is a Decepticon.
←Lieutenant Jazz
Head of Autobot Special Operations, saboteur, and lieutenant to the Prime.
I'm just here to do what I do best.
Head of Autobot Special Operations, saboteur, and lieutenant to the Prime.
I'm just here to do what I do best.
Good to know that every last one of my new followers is a Decepticon.
Surprise me.
[Scoffs.] I get it; you just wanna squeeze more loot outta me, don’tcha? I’m afraid credits are all I’ve got, but I can bump it up to ‘bout 225 if that’ll sate you…
You got it.
Nothing gets past you, does it? Good, this makes for easier negotiations. /pleased hum/ 225 per figure sounds fair. I’ll knock down the price to, say, 200 if it’s easy to find, but if I’ve got to break my back for them, I’ll take a broken fuel converter to make up the difference. Does that sound alright?
Per figure? So that’s… Primus, that’s nearly half my paych—!! Uh, I mean, that’s a lot!
[Kind of grumbles under his breath; Spike can’t get him these things, so he doesn’t have much of an alternative.] Fine. Hopefully those figures are easy to find… and you’re honest ‘bout how difficult it was to get ‘em!
So I should expect it to be in good condition from you then, huh? In that case, I might just buy two… if you’ve got figures of Sandrock and Deathscythe, that is.
As for price, I ain’t goin’ no higher than 150. Not like I get paid much here, y’know.
/gasps/ In good condition? Jazz, you insult me! I’d never supply subpar merchandise to a paying customer. That’s just bad business. /hums/ Mmn, Sandrock and Deathscythe…I’ll see what I can do with that. Any specific models of those you’d like or shall I surprise you?
Hmm, that’s all well and good, but what if I can’t find them that cheap? A mech’s gotta live and I need to make a profit. If credits are an issue, I do take other forms of currency.
Surprise me.
[Scoffs.] I get it; you just wanna squeeze more loot outta me, don’tcha? I’m afraid credits are all I’ve got, but I can bump it up to ‘bout 225 if that’ll sate you…
Ridiculous? Well, your kinda “ridiculous” and my kinda “ridiculous” are two entirely different things, so no promises!
‘Sides, you should be grateful. What’s the sayin’? “Beggars can’t be choosers”?
Trust me, I’m reminded of that very often.
I never said I wouldn’t be grateful of you getting something for me. While you really shouldn’t. I’m sure I would appreciate it.
Aw, c’mon, what’s the worst that could happen? This’ll look great in your office! Or I could get you a bouquet of flowers or somethin’ stupid like that.
…On second thought, lemme stick with the figurine.
Oh, just stuff from a human show… But, it’s not like you’d just happen to have Gundam figurines lyin’ around, right? Haha…
…Right?
Lying around? Please, such merchandise shouldn’t be just left anywhere, you know. I’ve heard they’re delicate, when they’re of a certain quality.
Buuuut~ I’m certain I could dig something up for the right price.
So I should expect it to be in good condition from you then, huh? In that case, I might just buy two… if you’ve got figures of Sandrock and Deathscythe, that is.
As for price, I ain’t goin’ no higher than 150. Not like I get paid much here, y’know.
militant-strategies said: My being present has never stopped you from doing something before.
What’s that? Go on a spendin’ spree? And buy you somethin’ too that you’ll just HAVE to put on your desk?
Alrighty then!
Mhm… Just don’t get ridiculous with it, Jazz.
Ridiculous? Well, your kinda “ridiculous” and my kinda “ridiculous” are two entirely different things, so no promises!
‘Sides, you should be grateful. What’s the sayin’? “Beggars can’t be choosers”?
militant-strategies said: My being present has never stopped you from doing something before.
What’s that? Go on a spendin’ spree? And buy you somethin’ too that you’ll just HAVE to put on your desk?
Alrighty then!
